*New English words:*

*Errorist :* Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.

*Askhole :* A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

*Ambitchous :* Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

*Dudevorce :* When two male best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.

*Nonversation :* A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events . maid of honor wears look unusual

*Destinesia :* When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned.

*Unkeyboardinated :* Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

*Cellfish :* Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.

*Textpectation :* The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

*Carcolepsy :* The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves, such as trains, planes, and buses.

*Hiberdating :* Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.

*Deja poop :* The feeling that the same shit keeps happening